Liverpool: Ryan Babel Funny Tweets

SATIRE — So here's the story of what Babel has to say before, during and after the Liverpool Vs. Rabotnicki game.

Before The Match Started:
Time 1:12 PM: Babel Tweets "wat channel is LFC ? "

Someone tells Babel that match won't be shown on TV via a Tweet and you can stream it to which Babel says.

Time 1:13 PM: "wat site? "

All ready so Babel clicks the link to start watching the game.

Time 1:19 PM: "why is my screen frozen? "

And impateienlty without realising that the match hasn't started yet he asks again.

Time 1:19PM: "is it workin wit u guys? "

Then one of his followers tells him what the problem is, that the match is yet to start. This calms Babel a bit.

Time 1:20 PM: "Ok cool "

Time 1:20 PM: "so we just have to wait ? "

Of course we have to, the match hasn't started yet. He is than told that you need to wait and once the match gets underway the stream will start.

Time 1:26 PM: "Thank you.. ."

But sadly that didn't work out for Babel so he asks for another link.

Time 2:21 PM: " I need another link.. ."

Babel finally gets all the fuss sorted out and than N'Gog score to which Babel tweets.

Time: 3:01 PM: "What a goal by David Ngog!!! "

Than all of a sudden Babel notices the new addition to the squad Milan Jovanovic play and is rather surprised to know that he is a left winger like him and not a striker.

Competitions here's for Mr. Babel.

Time: 3:09 PM: "I thought Jovanovic was a striker? "

Babel than compares Jovanovic with the shipped out Riera.

Time 3:13 PM: "it looks like he has the same kinda skills like Riera when he dribbels.. ."

After the realisation that he has more competition for his place with the arrival of Jovanovic, Babel decides to cut short his holidays and head to Melwood.

Time: 3:17 PM: "Well.. i suppose to report on monday.. but i'm going 2mw.. We got Arsenal first game isnt it.. so.. ."

All Tweets Un-edited from Ryan Babel's offical Twitter page :
http://twitter.com/RyanBabel

Now the multi talented Rapper, footballer and avid Tweeter Ryan Babel has set his sights on 50,000 Twitter followers, so help him reach the goal and get some more funny Tweets free.

"who is gonna help me to get 50k today ???? "